by ClassOf2018 December 30, 2014
I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.
by seerokool March 29, 2019
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
by Cunt bean blister November 30, 2024