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Up Baby Creek without a Coat Hanger

Being pregnant.
After having unprotected sex, Gail was up baby creek without a coat hanger.
by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016
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Coat hanger

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021
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coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”
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Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025
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coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
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Coat Hanger

A Coat Hanger, Noun;

The term used for a sexual gratification employing Sadomasochist who uses dating Apps such as Tinder and Grinder to find their victims. Once sexual gratification has been reached by both the Coat Hanger and the victim*, the Coat Hanger proceeds to skin the victim in order to wear them like a coat.

*The Coat Hanger is a giver and will only carry out their final deed once both parties have been satisfied. The Coat Hanger is noble in this way
"I'm going on a date tonight, this is the address I'm going to, if you haven't heard from me by midday tomorrow you can safely assume he was a coat hanger"
by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018
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coat hanger

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee
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