ben swanson

A stupid fuckin farmer that gets drunk off 1 IPA has a micro penis that eventually morphs into a vagina that gets pounded by his incest dad.

Wow ben swansons a fucking faggot.

by IM A RUNNING BACK February 10, 2018

Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal

greg swanson

by gregswan January 13, 2009

Swanson's Doomp

A fat dip of smokeless tobacco, any dip >1/3 of the can of deezy.

Yo dawg, I lost my can. Can I bum a Swanson's doomp?

by Vladomir69 April 30, 2012

Chris Swanson

Cringy ass gay redneck, big black dicks lover. That gets rejected by every single girl in school and town and hasnt even got his first kiss. Reason why he became gay and loves to get raped

Lol he got rejected, he is doing a Chris Swanson

by Shadow15254 April 07, 2017

Swanson Appetite

A tall lanky white guy who loves to eat pussy. Swanson
Pussy is his appetite and that is all he craves and will not stop until he's had enough which is most likely never.

Look, he's got a swanson appetite!

by Billl Cosby April 12, 2008

dansby swanson

abby crowder’s future husband, he thinks and talks about her 24/7 and he thinks she is perfect. he’s so happy with her and needs her in his life. if your not abby crowder, just move on.

omg thats abby crowder, dansby swanson is definitely in love with her

by what..ever January 03, 2022

Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.

"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."

by Swanson Johnson January 15, 2005