pearl squirter

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

by Digger September 21, 2005

Mall Squatter

All the same qualities of a mall crawler but for overlanders. Usually a late model 4runner or Jeep JK with tons of unnecessary off road shit strapped to their vehicles, which they'll never use. Mall Squatters are easily identified by their roof top tent, 33 inch tires, maxtrax pads and empty rotopax attached to the exterior of their vehicle. The tires will be glazed with tire shine, the paint will look just like it did the day they bought it, and the headliner will be covered with overlanding patches. Light bars and ditch lights with yellow lenses are also a dead giveaway.

Maria - "why does that guys always have a roof top tent on his minivan?"
Me- "For squatting at the mall and Instagram pictures"
Maria- "does he ever use it?"
Me- "yea, he camps in it 3 times a year but paid more for it than the mattress on his bed"
Maria- "why does he have water and gas cans strapped to his tire carrier, does he travel a lot?"
Me- "no, they're empty"
Maria- "so he's just a mall squatter."

by @floppedyota October 10, 2017

Squatteasing

Nasty dancing wherein the dancer squats, opens the legs, then stands up.

An exotic dancer is squatteasing around the pole to show the audience her wears.

by Ms. Opes July 26, 2008

Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.

After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.

by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

pack shitters

Term used by mainly high school students with nicotine addictions. To pack the shitters means to pack every goddamn stall with a bunch of studs. Once the shitters are packed and there aren’t any mommas boys or snitches around, the beauty’s then proceed to hand their vape devices normally Nords, Logics, Vypes or juuls Under the stall until all the boys get fat headys.

Hey boys, let’s go pack shitters quickly.

by Parazer April 14, 2020

banana splitters

The bright yellow, protective cover guards that come on both the Charger and the Challenger. Mopar heads refuse to remove these after receiving their car although they’re supposed to. Their bright yellow, offensive appearance has led people to call them “bananas” or “banana splitters.”

Do you see that mopar idiot? He still has his fuckin’ banana splitters on.

by Angel Nichole July 18, 2021