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Yuppie Speedball

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.
Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.
by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009
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hippie speedball

the exhilarating and simple combination of caffine and marijuana.
prep cook 1 "Did you smoke before you came in to work tonight?"
prep cook 2 "yeah, I usually do."
prep cook 1: "I wish I had. Though, I'd probably just be falling asleep right now."
prep cook 2: "That's why I drink so much caffine."
prep cook 1: "ah, the Hippie Speedball."
by ladykatey July 31, 2006
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Northwest Speedball

The Northwest (USA) version of the classic speedball douse.

To combine espresso coffee shots with marijuana hits in rapid succession.
Shane and Rick were local coffee shop parking lot doing Northwest Speedballs before they headed for the local rock show in downtown Seattle.
by Lodoc October 24, 2009
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Suburban speedball

A recreational drug combination used by suburban housewives. Instead of the traditional cocaine-heroin mix, this speedball is usually vicadin, valium or oxycodone with a latte chaser.
After a hard day of shopping at the mall, Diana settled down with Oprah and a Starbucks-Valium suburban speedball.
by gjn413 February 13, 2010
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Kentucky Speedball

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.
by PoppyMann July 5, 2007
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Slav speedball

The state you are in after snorting a line of blow and ripping a bong.
- He died from speedball!
- Have you heard of slav speedball?
- No, how does it compare?
- It's not as deadly and soul-crushing but it's a lighter version of an inhibiting, 'downer' drug and a hardcore accelerating stimulant - blow and weed.
by matopato July 11, 2021
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green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart
Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.
by Auloi November 29, 2016
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