scouse-house

Cretinous moron music made by equally cretinous bedroom dj's. Named after the occupants of the city that spawned it - liverpool. Usually consists of cheesy female vocal overlaid with 'my first mixtape' style drum sample. Enjoyed by dickheads.

scouse-house, the music designed and listened to exclusively by dickheads.

by the masked nanker September 16, 2008

scouse not english

Liverpool fans who do not support the England football team claiming they're Scouse and not not English

Jake: "Are you from England?"
Dan: "I am scouse not english"

by Nacus July 1, 2021

scouse honour

Like scouse honour but for Scousers. Honouring the Liver Bird and never telling a lie as it isn't the Scouse way.

"Are you absolutely sure you're turning up on Saturday Jack?"
"Of course I will la! Scouse Honour My Honour!"

by The One they call Kal October 23, 2022

scouse spam

To create, or attempt to create random posts which mean absolutely nothing to anyone whatso ever on, namely, the website 'scousemp3s.co.uk'. The content of the posts MUST have less than 3 syllables, and always make no sense so it foooks ya brain up.

(Post above) - Hey, where do you live
Scouse spam post - Yeah thanks!

OR

(Post above) What do you like for breakfast?
(Scouse spam post) Lol yeah

by Hooje January 31, 2003

scouse louse

the small insects that inhabit the the hair on the head of balding gentlemen,much like average head louse apart from these ones steal your hair

he looks like he`s going a bit thin on top

yeah,bad case of the scouse louse

by el ryanos August 2, 2010

scouse schlepper

scouse scumbags who go robbing round !

that filthly scouse schlepper just robbed my phone!

by jordo the mofo June 20, 2011

bowl of scouse

An group of men ejaculating into a liverpool girls mouth

Sophie got a nice bowl of scouse from lewis and his mates

by Kirkby laa April 15, 2014