road schadenfreude

You're driving along, minding your own biz, when some jackass cuts you off. You keep your eye on him, and eventually he gets stuck behind someone in another lane, and you fly by him. You are experiencing road schadenfreude.

Dude cut me off , but the road schadenfreude when I passed him later was delish!

by Fortyphobic December 8, 2019

schadenfreude forplay

the satisfaction derived from someone else anticipated misery

"When I left the bar at midnight, my co-worker, Tom, was already wasted and ordering ANOTHER round of tequilla shots. That 8am meeting is gonna suck so hard for him! heh heh. sobriety sucks but schadenfreude forplay wins!" or "My frenemy Mary is gonna be so pissed when she learns her bff had sex with her ex the week after they broke up. heh heh"

by cap'n tbag April 20, 2009

semi schadenfreude

1. a kind of joyous or victorious feeling that one experiences when some type of misfortune befalls a competitive friend or frenemey, which is immediately followed by guilt

Dude 1: Kurt's ex-grilfriends have started a band, and they make fun of him really bad in all of their songs. Guess what? They just got offered a major label record deal for a lot of money.

Dude 2: Wow. Well, I'm experiencing a kind of semi schadenfreude right now. Kurt is my pal, but he definitely had it coming.

by billmill May 15, 2010

Sentry Ahea- *The Schadenfreude*

Sentry Ahea- *The Schadenfreude*: means that the enemy teams sentry is rather bad, terrible, or shit

Scout: Sentry ahea- *The Schadenfreude*
Enemy Sentry Gun: *Explodes*

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.

So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.

by Etherpixel January 7, 2018

Schadenfreude

When something bad happens to someone but its hilarious to you.

When Regina got hit by the bus it gave me schadenfreude.

by NotThatGirlYouKnowAtAllWhat August 23, 2020