guy1 : hey have you heard of Aryan Prince Santy??
guy2 : ye; that sicc mudafaka has his dick in thanos' mouth rn.
guy1 : ohhh, is it perfectly balanced??
guy2 : yes,as all tings should be.
guy2 : ye; that sicc mudafaka has his dick in thanos' mouth rn.
guy1 : ohhh, is it perfectly balanced??
guy2 : yes,as all tings should be.
by i.gave.your.mum.HIV April 12, 2019

used by Access to Science students, when you barely scrape a pass on your test, and miraculously achieve a triple distinction in an assignment, therefore averaging an overall distinction for the unit.
by n0teasy June 13, 2018

Italian espression for conveying a really high state of hunger.
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit
Used in sentences in case of pain, delusion or some other gay shit
Dad:Antonio hai studiato tutto?
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.
Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.
Son: si certo
Dad: Antonio nun me cojonà, ho vistuto che hai fatto n'antro account de pornhub. E io pago, Accidenti a Cristo e tutti i santi in colonna.
Dad: Antonio have you studied enough?
Son: yes, of course
Dad: Antonio don't make fun of me, I saw that you made a pornhub gold account, please stop, I don't have so much money to spend. That's not nice.
by ProvaProvata May 28, 2018

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.
Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

The gayest little Boy you will ever meet, he is also a big perv around both men and animals… Whoever gets to close to him will experience a reign of terror, where he will fuck you as hard as he can with that lil dick of his.
- OMG, who is that lil fag?
-Oh that? That is Santi Umaña, don’t get to close to him or he’ll do sum bad.
-Oh that? That is Santi Umaña, don’t get to close to him or he’ll do sum bad.
by Guimbi March 13, 2025

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.
Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Maddie and Santi are one of the best couples you will meet. There both tall and popular, Santi acts childish and likes dancing, Maddie acts like a mom she is protective about him . Santi makes her smile they're mean to each other to be funny and they have the same friends. Santi likes Baseball Basketball and Foot ball. Maddie likes to watch him do those things with her friends. They both make a perfect couple.
by Amazing people February 18, 2022
