Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.
by Giles Bohanek / Jeff Dickson January 1, 2008
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Get the yeet skeet retreat mug.The method of wearing down a girl's resistance by going as far as she is willing to go sexually, then retreating to a submissive state for a moment, and repeating the process, each time gradually going further until she consents to sexual intercourse.
She was hesitant to my sexual advances, but after gradually breaking her down using the FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT method she consented.
by Emperor Lucifer Caligula April 12, 2014
Get the FORCE/RETREAT/REPEAT mug.A schools pathetic excuse for attempting to appease the Junior grade prior to their decision for their Senior Prank in order to get a less harsh punishment for the administration's treatment of their grade
Fuckin' administration always trying to pull a Junior Retreat, but im still gonna screw them over next year
by I HATE MY LIFEand9/11 February 10, 2009
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Get the beat skeet retreat mug.Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).
Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.
by PWS27 October 1, 2017
Get the Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour mug.An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
by The Original Tankboy October 5, 2023
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