Relationshit

n. a relationship that that either went, or is going, horribly awry and leads one or both parties to believe it is utter shit.

Ian: Jenna and I hardly get to see eachother anymore. When I talk to her now she just seems really distant, too.
Shawn: Bummer. Sounds like a pretty lame way to go about a relationship.
Ian: More like a relationshit.

by xdanielx October 3, 2008

relationshit

A common misspelling of the word 'relationship' which is quite obvious (if you're too stupid look it up). Relationshit went on the be adapted into what I'm in right now. This is when three girls are a problem. One who I am completely in love with and am going to go to America to visit only to find out that she has no intention of going out with me even though she is always SERIOUSLY implying it. The second is a phychopath but all the same is my girlfriend. I must respect her and when she flips out on me or anyone else I have to help her. Number three is my 'wife' on a stupid game who I made sure to say "We're not going out with eachother" and she responds "Of course Sean". Then she finds out about the girlfriend and goes insane. I'm a bit fucked as you can see. Will sort it out later on...

1) I love you so much Sean I can't wait 'til I meet someone JUST LIKE YOU *hugs and snuggles*
2) YOU DON'T LOVE ME YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M JEALOUS
3) Yeah there's someone I think I like... How could you play me like that!?

I made my feelings towards all three of them very clear!!! What a relationshit!

by Sean Knox November 8, 2008

legacy relationshit

a relationship you have for years, from which you get no particular enjoyment, but are unable to terminate in light of the history you both share

"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."

by No, I'm The Original Sabs January 6, 2009

relationshit

A relationship that is not real at all. Usually what happens a girl gets into after she a perfect boy for some dude that is homeless and dirty (not a lie-). What a girl that I used to be with left me for. -_-

Shant 'the mute' exclaimed, "That bitch said she wanted to be able to fuck up with a guy! She chose him because she could be able to fuck up cos' the other guy cheats too. she said that way so they'd be 'even.' Someone needs to tell her that what she wants is a relationSHIT. not a relationship."

good game life.

by Shant (www.myspace.com/sa0s1n2) August 30, 2007

long-term relationshit

a crap that is more than 10 minutes

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.

by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010

Relationshit

A really, really shitty relationship.

I won't be sorry to see my relationshit with Tina come to an end.

by TheShyAlan October 28, 2024

Relationshit

A synynom of relationship, but mostly used by people who are not in a relationship-- for people who are tired of relationships; shit.

I'm sick and tired of this all this Relationshit! I wish it would end!

by FBIsurveillance November 20, 2016