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Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.
by challbruh August 5, 2015
Get the recreationally offended mug.I hear you and Nancy have been hitting the sheets every night. Are you trying to knock her up?
Nah, she is on the pill. We are just having recreational sex.
Nah, she is on the pill. We are just having recreational sex.
by The Sperm Donor April 29, 2016
Get the Recreational Sex mug.An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.
"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"
by Impayler. August 26, 2013
Get the Cock Recruiter mug.During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.
by MikeH58 October 12, 2010
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