A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.
Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"
by HEAFFEY December 1, 2009
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noun: clitoris.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

Spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 June 26, 2007
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To beat someone up, or attack them.
Dont mess with me, or else ill ponce you.
by Gregory Free March 20, 2012
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the sight of a guy wearing tight athletic shorts that totally show his package on the side, facing the thigh. Named after an RA at Florida International University.
1)Why did you look at him with that face?
2)Did you see his package? He was totally poncing.
1)Yeah, I noticed that too. But... I kinda liked it.
by PHResident October 7, 2009
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(noun)-A temporarily lost or permanently lost article(s) of clothing. If you have no idea where your shirt is, it immediately a "ponce".
Where are my Ponce ?!?!?!!?!?!
by The hidden 174 August 4, 2011
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noun: clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

Spontaneously creaed by chatters i nthe member-created cat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre."
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 June 26, 2007
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