I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies
If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .
by Laughs Along With Humans January 29, 2023
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plead ignorance

Proclaim, admit that one does not know a detail, circumstance or fact
Hey Jimmy, I'm going to have to plead ignorance on the game starting time tomorrow.
by JeffySue December 23, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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PLEADE

You type so fast, you’ve managed to misspell 1/6 letters in the word “please”. Judging by how fast you’ve typed it, we can safely assume your desperate, heck, even… pleading…
A: No, you cannot drive my car.
B: PLEADE I’LL DO ANYRHINF.
by red2019 August 24, 2024
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025
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plead the 69th

pleading the 69th protects you from any words, or actions, that you did/said while you were horny. can be used in any instance, and is legally binding
Tina-"didn't you send cathy a dick pic?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"

ugly chick-"you still down for what we talked about last night?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"
by lost_lennor April 11, 2020
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