A Vito is someone who has Vitiligo (Skin Pigment Loss). They are usually fat, shy, and rarely ever get laid. Most Vito's dwell in they're grandparents homes only to inch by in life until they finally die of Heart Disease because they're fat as fuck...
by Vitiligonian December 02, 2005
That Vito is a real Vistac.
by sdlkfjsiofhs January 17, 2019
The one who will steal ur grandma or have intercourse with her the second he sees her. He likes them wrinkly and soggy
by Onee sama February 20, 2019
The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3
Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay
Don't fuck with him
Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay
Don't fuck with him
by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017
The real star of Viva La Bam.A grotesque
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
He's loud,he's fat and he's proud...if
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
by Getch June 28, 2005