Thatching

The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair

The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.

by gavelburglar July 23, 2015

Thatching

(th-ahh-tch)

The act of being felched/munted/sexually pleased by a barn animal

Thatch as in thatch roofing out of hay

I love thatching with the pigs and horses

by Mythyk April 25, 2024

Thatch

Thatch - a slang word meaning “cover yourself” or “back away”

“Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
“Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”

by Michael Anonymous July 31, 2021

thatch scratch

A good scratch of your pubic area.

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

by Billy Thatchweaver February 7, 2021

William Thatch

The best boyfriend ever !! He has the most perfect smile that fills you with butterflies; He has the nicest, prettiest eyes; He has a perfect face and his hair is always perfect no matter the length (unless it is a buzzcut/afro); He is so tall and gives the best hugs; He means the world to his girlfriend and hopefully he knows that. He makes everything better and his girlfriend couldn't see a life without him. William Thatch's girlfriend loves him.

midgett 1 : Are you still with a nasty fortnite guy ?

midgett 2 : No I'm with William Thatch

by brugmoment December 5, 2021