hoof

your cornhole

hey dude get your finger out of my hoof
or
shelly takes it in the hoof, by 15 german shepards, all day long.

by doolittle October 22, 2003

hoof

1. A Word you shout and/or scream in a loud manner at public events such as football games

2. The Action of Shouting 'Hoof' in someone's unsuspecting ear: 'to hoof'

'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!'
'if you don't shut up i'm gunna hoof you so bad'

by Dr. Tubb April 11, 2004

Hoofing

Another word for sex but for the kids

I swear on my life that I heard my parents hoofing this morning. I’m now traumatized.

by HoeBagCenteral February 19, 2018

hoof

to stash up ones anus, usually for hiding or smuggling purposes

"im gonna hoof this coke so the pigs dont find it"

by fuqt yo momma December 01, 2006

hoof

it derives from the part used to kick or walk for a pig, donkey, or hooorse! and is also particularly effective in pissing people off, especially in a school or shopping mall (echos work wonders)

when u walk into a school lunch hall, and bellow HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!! at the top of your gruff/hoaaarse voice. If you want to annoy someone, (eg: a random passer-by, or an innocent bystander) walk up to them and let rip with an almighty "hoooooofing" sound

by Dr. Hoofenstein April 11, 2004

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013