white old people

the founding fathers

who were those white old people that made dis country

by white old person December 17, 2017

old-people band

Bands with old people because their band still is successful and they think they are still rawkin' hard.

Rolling Stones is an old-people band, Jagger should get over his blown-out dick.

by lauraleaf January 30, 2007

Old People's Syndrome

1.when someone says they are going to leave to do something but actually stay and stare at whatever you are doing.

2.when people barge into your house uninvited and look all over you house for no apparent reason and leave.

1. Son: "Yeah Dad, i'm just watchin some videos"

Dad: "OK son, i'll just be upstairs"

*moves somewhere to secretly watch what your doing*

Son: "Dad... your Old People's Syndrome is kicking in again..."

2. Me: "So my aunt and uncle came over when I was alone at my house and searched my whole house for nothing at all."

Friend: "Yeah dude, it sounds like your aunt and uncle have Old People's Syndrome."

by ElementProj April 11, 2011

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz May 13, 2005

Old people smell syndrome

The smell of a old person

Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome

by The man who has a chin March 1, 2022

Throwing rocks at old people

To take a shower

Y'von: "Hey Jorge, what are you doing?"

Jorge: "I be throwing rocks at old people."

Y'von: "Oh, well that explains why you are naked and covered with water."

by Johnny_Feelgood July 9, 2010

like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023