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Obsessive Christmas Disorder: Any adult that is overly excited about Christmas and has a more than normal preoccupation with Christmas decorations and clothing or has more than two Christmas Trees.

Severe cases can manifest as early as October.
The lady next door is so OCD she has got three Christmas tress up and the dog wearing antlers and a reindeer sweater.
by Ododobe December 01, 2011
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-Obsessive Cullen Disorder-

One who's constantly obsessed with the twilight saga's fictional characters.
Beckie - "Oh my god! I love edward cullen! He's way better than any guy since 1901."

Jackie - "Looks like you have a bad case of OCD"
by Beckie-OCD March 25, 2008
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Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD) is when you have a oversized dick, you cannot remove this disorder unless you had vasectomy before you actually have this disorder, causes by horniness, Your dick is oversized and it will never get back to your medium penis, also you cannot fuck anyone's ass because your dick is, of course, oversized. if you get vasectomy you would be awkward in the lobby waiting until the doctor responds: "What exactly happened" and you would die in a coffin specifically built for you.
Guy 1: Mr jackson has OCD!
Guy 2: That would be awkward if we walked into his room!
by Allkingec January 27, 2022
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Oversised Cock Disorder
Yeah, iv'e got OCD. OVERSISED COCK DISORDER.
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Obsessive Cock Disorder. When a person is obsessed with cock.
Girl: Bailey has a bad case of OCD
Girl2: You said it.
by MeowWoman March 24, 2009
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Obsessive Compulsive Dump.

To feel the need to take a shit on anything or anyone that you dislike. Usually you will feel the need to describe the shit you will take on said object/person.
1: "I have OCD"
"Oh damn, dude" *walks away slowly*

2: "Christ, I would love to take a huge steamy dump all over this maths homework"
by Mizticall May 17, 2010
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