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Nyarg

Nyarg is a magical word. You can use it as a reply to basically anything. Seriously.
Bella: "Edvard, we is married nao. Please penetrate my virgin entrance. Tee hee hee!" ^_^

Upon casting his creepy, yellowish eyes on his new wife, Edtard observes that she has already pealed her fucking wedding dress off. Edtard, being the flaming homosexual he is (he fucking SPARKLES and has never once dated a girl before Bella), sees her perky, high school girl breasts, and is suddenly disgusted.

Edtard: "Nyarg." ಠ_ಠ

Fortunately, he was able to get through the hot and sweaty night by thinking of a wild threesome between himself, Emmett, and Jasper as he violently pounded into his new wife, who, unbenownst to him, had a shattered pelvis and was suffering from internal bleeding.

It's a Breaking Dawn spoiler! Sorry, to any of you angry Twitards! I suppose I should have warned you earlier.

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It can also be used when you have nothing else to say, because sometimes when you need a moment, you don't always have Twix.

Jane: "Dick...I-I have something to tell you. I've been thinking about it for awhile, and...well..."

Dick: "Yes? What is it, my sweet little bran muffin?"

Jane: "I...I love you, Dick!"

*Pregnant pause*

Dick: "Nyarg."

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Additionally, 'nyarg' can be used when choking on the aforementioned bran muffin.

Dick: "Yeah, so, mmph...yum. Anyway, after looking at some rather delicious hentai, I--"

Carlos: "Hey, what's with the weird face? You...uh, you look like you're cumming. You okay, man?"

Dick: "Ack...ah...NYARG!"

After Dick collapsed on the floor, twitching rather pathetically, Carlos continued to look on with abject fascination, completely oblivious to the growing tightness in his own pants. It was only after Dick's chest ceased to heave and his limbs went limp that Carlos realized that 'nyarg' was a call for help, and not, in fact, a lustful moan.

The bran muffin wasn't that particularly good, anyway.

Back to the point: That isn't to say that it couldn't be a lustful moan, though. It probably could be. But I don't think I have to provide an example for that one. You've probably got the idea by now.

Now, run off, little one! Share your knowledge of nyarg with the world! Remember that Mommy loves you!
by L's Pocky January 17, 2009
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Nyerere

1 - Byeeeee.

2 - 1st President of Tazmania.

Origin - If you type Bye with 5 e's with an iphone it auto-corrects to Nyerere.
Talk to you later, Nyerere!
by iamatoaster08 July 10, 2010
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nerger

The Flernglish term for 'nigger'
Damn nergers, always doing drive-by's!
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Nergin

A cross between a nerd and a virgin
Yo poosyole you’re the biggest nergin yano

Oi nergin get back in the kitchen
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Nergisa

A very specific type of person
One of the mos beautiful people to ever live in this planet
Very cute, amazing and funny
You could basically text and chat with her for the whole day, but unfortunately we need to eat and sleep
Isn't the best at making decisions, but she always gives you SO MUCH LOVE
If you have a Nergisa in your life, please please PLEASE just love her and don't let her go
Man I just love Nergisas they are so cute
I'm sorry to tell you, but I'm so in love with that Nergisa
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Nergigante

Nergigante is an Elder Dragon first introduced in Monster Hunter: World. This terrible Elder Dragon appears when other Elders are in the vicinity. Its penchant for destruction is well documented. Nergigante can be found in the Great Ravine, Everstream, Elder's Recess and Wildspire Waste. Their materials can be used to craft the Nergigante Armor Set. The Nergigante is considered the flagship monster of Monster Hunter: World.
Commander: IF THERE WAS A TIME TO DELIVER IN THE CLUTCH, IT'S GOTTA BE NOW! TAKE OUT THAT NERGIGANTE!
also Commander: AND WHERE IS MY DRAGONATOR
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nyeri

An ancient celestial entity. Truly the beginning and the end. Has a way with those of the female variety and is amazingly awesome and sexy.
Woah look at that nyeri.
Hey is that (a) Nyeri?
I accept Nyeri as my savior
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