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my house hurts

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024
mugGet the my house hurtsmug.

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024
mugGet the Why is there a bat flying around my house?mug.

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house
by anonymous May 8, 2023
mugGet the im at my dads housemug.

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
by Bignast420 March 7, 2021
mugGet the Paint my housemug.

Rat in my house

DESCRIBES A DOMESTIC LIVING SITUATION IN REFERENCE TO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS INTENDING TO DISRUPT IE CHEESE EATER A BUDDY GUY LYRIC CITED QUOTE
There's a rat in my house and she's running around on two legs
by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021
mugGet the Rat in my housemug.

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