nerf

Cross between a waif and a nerd. Totally sexy.

When Kati puts her glasses on, she's a total nerf. I would love to make nerf babies with her.

by bumdharma July 30, 2013

nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

by thecorsair June 11, 2009

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

by tacofab November 22, 2009

Nerf

To fall over and not break anything; to be soft and squishy; unable to break objects

Katie pulled a nerf. Did you see Katie take that nerf dive earlier? OMG, look at that nerfaholic! Did you see, that kid just got nerf-a-fied!?

by Pink Nerf October 15, 2008

nerf

To throw or launch something.

From Linkin Park, "In the End (Reanimation Mix)": "I pig-skin, I never nerf it"

by Michael K. C. December 28, 2005

nerf

Not Even Ready For IT

-immature/inexperienced

C.lo.-look at him, what a NERF

by k-wide September 1, 2005

nerf

something wack; usually used by some lame new fairfield yuppies

"thats nerf"

by i am that guy October 27, 2008