When a dude finishes on your back and then wildly smacks his junk right in the middle of that mess—just pure trash energy, no class." That should do the trick!
“After a very longsession of, Vanilla Karl , I did a Spud-Muddle on her back, and it was just an impulsive, raw moment between us.”
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!