Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.
Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...
by Braindrained February 13, 2017
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muddle

Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.
by minecraftwithkitties March 01, 2015
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Muddle

Is that a muddle I see
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Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 01, 2024
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ass muddle

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
by skuldss May 06, 2011
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Cunt muddle

Cunt who is always muddling in other people's business
That Cunt Muddle needs to worry about her own damn kids instead of kine.
by Cunt muddler June 03, 2021
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Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed
Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights
by LilT666 February 11, 2022
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