When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.
Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...
by Braindrained February 13, 2017
a dirty or muddy puddle.
by minecraftwithkitties March 01, 2015
Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 01, 2024
The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
by skuldss May 06, 2011
by Cunt muddler June 03, 2021
by LilT666 February 11, 2022