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d. muddle

some faggot
"that d. muddle is some faggot"
by TheBruddas May 28, 2022
mugGet the d. muddlemug.

nut muddle

The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts
It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night
by Jafcook March 2, 2022
mugGet the nut muddlemug.

muddle

Bob laid his jacket in the muddle for his lady friend to step on.
by minecraftwithkitties March 1, 2015
mugGet the muddlemug.

muddle

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.
by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015
mugGet the muddlemug.

Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.
Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...
by Braindrained February 12, 2017
mugGet the Muddlemug.

ass muddle

The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?

Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
by skuldss May 31, 2011
mugGet the ass muddlemug.

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