Unfortunately Steve took a San Francisco Mud Slide on Rick after Rick plowed into his Ass with his man meat
by M1ndw1p3 October 21, 2010

When two gay guys have been ramming each other in the ass all night and sipping pink mimosas with roofies; they each take turns covering a slip and slide with their loosened shit. They let it ferment for about a week in the middle of a Texas summer and take one of the state's many quadriplegic retards and slide said retard through slide over and over again until retard is either dead, or more retarded and Christopher Reeve'd than before.
How did you spend your weekend?
Chet and I did a pink faggot mud slide.
Dude...that's actually kinda hot.
I KNOW RIGHT?!
Chet and I did a pink faggot mud slide.
Dude...that's actually kinda hot.
I KNOW RIGHT?!
by cum sticker fanatic December 15, 2010

When you grab a handful of mud/dirt from pine island in the ACT and rub it down a person's back, then rub your dick along it multiple times.
by Pineislander January 12, 2013

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

When, during anal sex, one removes their penis and slides it back and forth between the crack of the female’s ass. In the end the penis and ass crack is covered in what came from the anal sex. Which represents the mudslide.
Bro, I was with this chick last night and we were doing anal, when out of nowhere I gave her a Mud Slide!
by Magbrain67 July 17, 2018

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

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