Maxwell

Lazy, unorganized drug dealer. He is known for underachieving and lack of motivation to do anything with his life. He is a dissapointment to humanity, commonly found in parent's basement. Known to attack when xbox is in danger. WILL FIGHT FOR FOOD!!!!!(though does give up easily). His xbox is his only friend and his life would be meaningless without it. Intense hatred of nazis and portugeuse people, and dislikes everyone else who is not Italian. He is recognizable by his inability to shave, lack of a haircut, and he is usually alone in a dark corner. Very probable to remain single for eternity.

Guy: Dude, I need some drugs......
Other guy: Go buy some off Maxwell, he sells them cheap.
The Guy I mentioned before: Where can I find this dude???
Other guy: You can find him in a dark corner in his parent's basement playing Xbox and guarding his food.

by SoulessGinger July 9, 2010

Maxwell

A stupid and untalented useless fugly piece of shit:)

Yo your such a maxwell

by Thatguyyouhate1999 April 27, 2017

maxwell

the name for an asshole chihuahua, breath usually smells like sewage.

maxwell is such an asshole chihuahua.

by not dennis sr September 12, 2016

Maxwell

Maxwells they are creative and really funny and have a good sense of humor and have a good taste in music and art but sometimes they can be too funny that their joke becomes weird and usually they are perverts as kids to teen but when they reach adulthood some of them fail and become pedophiles but the ones that succeed which are only few become artists in music or art

Wow Maxwells are funny
Maxwell is good at Music
You will have a music career Maxwell!
Eww Maxwell
Is Maxwell a Pedo

I never knew Maxwell was a Pervert

by FritaSchmita January 29, 2021

Maxwell

Cocky, egotistical, Shmuck, Self-Centered, Arrogant, JAPy, womanizer, spoiled, rude, mean, someone who puts others down just to make themselves feel better.

That boy over there is so Maxwell!

by Alli Mae July 31, 2008

Maxwell

A cute little Jew who looks like he is 10. Has played in a show called Hell's Kitchen, where he played as a gay loser who pisses off the actors. Many Maxwells tend to light up a certain red when they are embarrassed, and their cheeks become as red as "my jacket." Maxwells are also perverts who like to jack off consistently, such as inappropriate times like during class, and during lacrosse practice.

Ryan: Dude i think that guy jacking off in the corner is maxwell.

Auhbon: oh yeah it probably is, because max always jacks off at random times. God dam that kid max is just sooo horny.

by Cutiepieee March 16, 2009

maxwell

fcking athletic yo!!!
loves dis girl name sarah. at least thats what they call her...
he is cool.. for a boi friend..
and sarah loves hym back fo sure...
just be yourself at all tymes and everyone will appreciate you for who you are..
be ready cuz den your
first kiss is coming soon...

maxwell is good at football, sweet and cool,
forgiver, funny, and smart

by shitty!!! November 1, 2008