Mathew

The most homosexual human gay to ever exist, flexible creature that will fondle with himself. Do not interact with at all costs.

A Mathew is homoesexual

by RoastedPotato February 8, 2020

Mathew

A nickname for twitchy

I met a Mathew today

by Talcat March 15, 2019

Mathew

An oversized baby man who needs his diaper changed & a drool bib. A needy, creepy crawler who needs a tutor to unlearn everything he thinks a woman likes.

I saw Mathew & his nanny buying oversized diapers at the big boy store.

by Lemer Ledhead November 3, 2019

Mathew

Cute asf please don’t fight him he’ll knock you out he will destroy any one in his was he is a villain and can kill any kangarooo please do not touch Him he is the best boy and is amazingly hot

Lol is that mathew he is cute

by Poop boss January 13, 2022

Mathew

Mathew is usually a short brunette boy who is obsessed with the girl he like.
Mathew is most commonly know for being obnoxious and annoying.

Random: Who is that kid?
Me: Oh that’s Mathew he’s obsessed with Kenna and play the piano all the time.
Random: Sounds like a joy
Me: Nope he really is obnoxious

by Hockey boy lover <3 October 9, 2022

Mathews

The last name of a king, this man should be treated like a God.

The last name Mathews is the best last name in Existence

by sarasmellsweird October 29, 2020

Mathew

Mathew shows his thing to everyone and gets mad over dumb stuff he shouldn’t be doing what he does but he still does it. He does a lot of bad things that should be told, and it’s small, ladies.

“Is that a Mathew?”

by Neiwksvsksndb November 17, 2019