Mathew

Mathew is a dude that likes to take ten-minute breaks! He also enjoys the demon filter on Snapchat. Mathew is also EXTREMELY ANNOYING AND MAKES ME WANT TO DIE
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The most homosexual human gay to ever exist, flexible creature that will fondle with himself. Do not interact with at all costs.
A Mathew is homoesexual
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I met a Mathew today
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An oversized baby man who needs his diaper changed & a drool bib. A needy, creepy crawler who needs a tutor to unlearn everything he thinks a woman likes.
I saw Mathew & his nanny buying oversized diapers at the big boy store.
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Mathew is usually a short brunette boy who is obsessed with the girl he like.
Mathew is most commonly know for being obnoxious and annoying.
Random: Who is that kid?
Me: Oh that’s Mathew he’s obsessed with Kenna and play the piano all the time.
Random: Sounds like a joy
Me: Nope he really is obnoxious
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Cute asf please don’t fight him he’ll knock you out he will destroy any one in his was he is a villain and can kill any kangarooo please do not touch Him he is the best boy and is amazingly hot
Lol is that mathew he is cute
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The last name of a king, this man should be treated like a God.
The last name Mathews is the best last name in Existence
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