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Ketard

noun, informal

noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING

Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.
by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017
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kertanking

Kertanking if another word for having sexual relations...possibly in the act... or just the fact that you are "having sex" with that person.
I heard my bestfriend and her boyfriend kertanking in the backseat of their ride.
by The SupaFrkGrl April 25, 2005
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Kentaja

An extremely sexy, smart and intellectually attractive girl. If you find someone with this name, god has smiled upon you.
Damn, did you see Kentaja? God must be blessing me for going to church last week!
by The guy that is kiking you November 22, 2014
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Kentastrophe

an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named Ken; a disaster caused by a person named Ken.
Ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.
by seejee May 12, 2015
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ketasaurus rex

A term used to describe someone on excessive amounts of ketamine. They develop the characteristics of a dinosaur in human form, however have no normal responses of a human. Approach with caution as they are violent and stubborn creatures.

They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.
“He’s taken too much, we’ve got a ketasaurus rex in the den

“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”
by Nb20012001 November 2, 2017
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ketam

Ketam is used to describe an individual who good at flirting with women of all ages, sizes and occupations. He is especially good at flirting with older aunties at the work place in order to increase his sales or teachers at school to get higher grades. His usual channel of flirtation is through word of mouth in front of aunties and Facebook messaging for teachers.

Ketam generally prefer older women and a study has shown that the older a woman is, the more she is attracted to Ketam
Did Keith deleted all the conspicuous messages he has with Ms. Xana, who is older than him and is a teacher?

Yes, he did! I suspect that he is afraid that her boyfriend might find out that he is flirting with her. Keith is being such a Ketam.

How did Keith manage to earn so much selling mooncakes?
He pulled a Ketam on all the older aunties by exchanging verbal and physical flirtation for mooncake sales.
by xmooooooooox January 4, 2018
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ketamized

To describe someone who is under the influence of the dissociative anesthetic Ketamine.
"What's up with the spaced out feaky guy in the corner?" "Don't worry about him man, he's Ketamized"
by Ketmister October 4, 2007
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