noun, informal
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING
Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.
Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.
by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017
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by The SupaFrkGrl April 25, 2005
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by The guy that is kiking you November 22, 2014
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by seejee May 12, 2015
Get the Kentastrophe mug.A term used to describe someone on excessive amounts of ketamine. They develop the characteristics of a dinosaur in human form, however have no normal responses of a human. Approach with caution as they are violent and stubborn creatures.
They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.
They are similar in likeness to sesh gremlins, and they are nocturnal creatures. They can be found mainly in underground car parks overnight.
“He’s taken too much, we’ve got a ketasaurus rex in the den”
“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”
“Have you seen that ketasaurus Rex in the car park? Won’t let me in my car! That dickhead!”
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Get the ketasaurus rex mug.Ketam is used to describe an individual who good at flirting with women of all ages, sizes and occupations. He is especially good at flirting with older aunties at the work place in order to increase his sales or teachers at school to get higher grades. His usual channel of flirtation is through word of mouth in front of aunties and Facebook messaging for teachers.
Ketam generally prefer older women and a study has shown that the older a woman is, the more she is attracted to Ketam
Ketam generally prefer older women and a study has shown that the older a woman is, the more she is attracted to Ketam
Did Keith deleted all the conspicuous messages he has with Ms. Xana, who is older than him and is a teacher?
Yes, he did! I suspect that he is afraid that her boyfriend might find out that he is flirting with her. Keith is being such a Ketam.
How did Keith manage to earn so much selling mooncakes?
He pulled a Ketam on all the older aunties by exchanging verbal and physical flirtation for mooncake sales.
Yes, he did! I suspect that he is afraid that her boyfriend might find out that he is flirting with her. Keith is being such a Ketam.
How did Keith manage to earn so much selling mooncakes?
He pulled a Ketam on all the older aunties by exchanging verbal and physical flirtation for mooncake sales.
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