when a man takes out the insides of an iguana and uses the dead inside-less iguana as a condum and uses it in anal sex.
jim: i want to do something exciting
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is
sally: hmm i have an idea
jim: what is that idea?
sally: give me an iguana show
jim: ....aight, iguna show it is
by Brandon Cook January 29, 2007
magic iguana - A word used as slang for marijuana, it often refers to very strong weed, example "dude, this here is the magic iguana" it can also be used as code when those pesky popo show up, example "dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
origin ~ Pensby, UK
origin ~ Pensby, UK
"dude, this here is the magic iguana"
"dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
"dude wheres all the magic iguana""dude you got any magic iguana?"
"man i love magic iguana"
"dude hide the magic iguana the fuzz are here"
"dude wheres all the magic iguana""dude you got any magic iguana?"
"man i love magic iguana"
by El_smoker February 24, 2014
how dare you smoke the married iguanas
by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 13, 2018
Another term for weed. A pun on words used in South America to mention marijuana.
Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.
Also a popular South American band, member of the cumbia villera style.
Klaus is having a conversation with Mary the Iguana, don't talk to him he is so stoned.
A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!
A: Have you listened to Mary the Iguana?
B: r u nuts? those fuckin' asses deserve to die!!!!!!
by Dr-Lekter January 30, 2007
by The Iguana’s Boner April 11, 2018
Chill iguana is a word to describe a person's state of being.
Because iguanas are cold blooded, if they chill for too long they will surly die.
Because iguanas are cold blooded, if they chill for too long they will surly die.
by Superreliable;-) March 9, 2017
(n.)(1) a method of dissolving awkward sexual tension by accusing nearby animals of being naked
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
(2) a scaly, reptilian gawker that prances gleefully in the presence of Jommy
1. (n.1)OMG! Did you see IS last night?! Jude totally pulled a topless iguana when Tommy mentioned her pulling a Paris Hilton.
2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!
3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
2. (n.2) Look! There! Next to the cuddling Jommy and the fake trees! Topless iguanas!
3. (v.) I had to strip the iguana when that hot co-worker of mine saw me changing in my cubicle.
by smajr June 21, 2008