Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005

Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex 

When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."

"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."

Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

If you can't take it don't give it 

don't give criticism if you can't take criticism
don't say thing's about other people if you don't like things said about yourself in return

When telling some off about being hypocritical you can say "If you can't take it Don't give it".
Don't like criticism "then Don't give it if you can't take it

If you can't take it don't give it by madbovine March 13, 2012

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock 

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.

person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock by Mikeylovescake June 2, 2013

Don't jump in my water if you can't swim..........

Don't come at me asking me do you wanna fight if you cant fight.

Girl1: Ayee thot wanna fight...
Girl2: Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.........."

Don't jump in my water if you can't swim.......... by LOL NIgger September 22, 2014

I don't care if you're talking to God 

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

I don't care if you're talking to God by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010