Honda

A slow, torqueless crate. Often found in Highschool parking lots driven by the LD (learning disabled) kids. Drivers of Hondas are often known to think that their stock Civic can beat a Ferarri.
Often found with huge park bench style wings, giant droningly gay mufflers, and suburban "ganstas" who are actually mindless pussies behind the wheel.

I would rather take the bus than drive a Honda.

I watched the fast and the furious, have an IQ less than 80, so now I want a Honda.

by K40 August 20, 2006

Honda

A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.

The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.

by Assholes Inc. August 20, 2006

Honda

Quality cars. Acchieve performance through efficiency, not muscle.

People break their necks trying to watch me pass them.

by honda April 10, 2006

Honda

An ugly, overpriced and underpowered car. Highly overrated for what it is. Every "custom" , rather "riced" up Honda looks and sounds the same. The vast majority are stock with cheap, inefficient glass packs and headers along with some hot wheels theme going on with the body. Not one of them has proper wheel geometry due to their lowered stance causing them to handle much worse than their stock counterparts. Most of the "performance" gear that are on them consist of an ugly body kit and a ridiculous rear spoiler to help their front wheel drive car handle better when it tops out at just under 100.

What is that, a leaf blower we are passing? No, just another Honda.

by 1967Rice eating V-dub August 20, 2006

Honda

A bogus automobile company that manufactures 4-wheel motorcycles with cabs and markets them as "cars"

Guy 1 -- "What does 'torque' mean?"

Guy 2 -- "See? Dude this is why you drive a Honda."

by R/T June 22, 2011

HONDA

Had
One
Never
Did
Again

I used to have a HONDA.

by Dirk August 20, 2006

Honda

Car most likely to have an owner who touts how much horsepower their car has (for a low to moderately priced vehicle)while ignoring the importance of torque as a contributing factor of overall speed. Must be revved above 5,000 RPM to experience anything called "Power".

Hey, My VR6 GTI is experiencing maximum torque at under 2000 RPM's. Wow that HONDA looks small in my rearview mirror.

by Eric April 10, 2006