Skip to main content

Honda

Honda is a Japanese company. Though famous for the Honda automobiles, they also make recreational vehicles and androids.

The automobiles:
-First off, Honda and Acura are exactly the same. Honda is just the cheaper manufacturer. The cars mainly use 4-cylinders. Some models use 6-cylinders. These cars last long, almost as long as a Toyota.

-The most common Honda model is the Civic. The drivers of a Civic range from young women to rich white kids to the economically concerned. Mainy teenagers will say that the Civic is a fast car. This, however, is not true. A standard Civic will have a horsepower rating between 117 to 140. If the customer is willing to spend more, they can buy another model known as the Civic Si, which has an available 197hp. The key to their speed is their weight. Also, the Civic has the most available aftermarket parts. Some of these parts can help to exceed the 40 MPG on a stock Civic. In short: The Civic is a good economic car, but is really nothing more than that.

-The Accord is an economic sedan, available with a 4-cylinder and a 6-cylinder. Getting up to 35 MPG and up to 240hp, this car is pretty good, though not the best one out there in its class. Available in 2-door and 4-door.

The automobiles section was about the common Honda vehicles. There will be no section for the S2000, Prelude, Ridgeline, etc.

The Recreational Vehicles: Honda make decent ATVs, dirt bikes, motorcycles, and various others. Like their cars, they are relatively cheap and reliable. It would be in one's best interest to find another manufacturer.

The Robot: The robot, known as ASIMO, is very well done. It is the future of large businesses. ASIMO can play soccer, greet people, and one day will be able to help with household tasks. ASIMO is already being used in museums and offices around Japan. ASIMO has been in development for over 20 years.

All in all, Honda is a decent company. Their cars are not so great compared to, say, Mazda or Nissan, but if you plan on getting your child a car, Honda would be a good deal to take on, for their cars are cheap and reliable.
Person A: Dude, my Honda Civic can beat your car!
Person B: Right...does your car really have an AEM exhaust?
Person A: No, but it'll still beat you!
Person B: Then why is that sticker there?
Person A: Because my car is cooler than yours!
Person B: So let me get this straight, you're saying that your Civic can beat my VW Jetta GLI?
Person A: Ye...YEAH!
Person B: Okay, well come back to me when you learn a lil' bit more on cars.
by Squeegee September 16, 2008
mugGet the Honda mug.

honda

Cardboard box on wheels
Most popular ricer

Every teenage wigger drives one and thinks its the shit
wigger: YO dog that ride is the shit! Is that a roof scoop from canadian tires? DAAAAAAAMN!
by The_Dark_Side August 20, 2006
mugGet the honda mug.

Honda

Acronym for "Had One, Never Did Accelerate"
I had a car. It was a Honda.
by oldestof6 February 20, 2009
mugGet the Honda mug.

honda

A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.
Ricer: Hey, you see that hot chick over there?

Ricer friend: Yeah. She'll love my Honda Civic, the stickers alone add a million horsepower. Enough to overcome its torque deficit.

Ricer: What torque deficit?

Ricer friend: Well the only torque it makes is from the weight of the flywheel... 20Nm.

Ricer: Oh great that guy in the HG Monaro 350 just took her!
by anonysmo December 29, 2007
mugGet the honda mug.

honda

The best damned cars to ever be squeezed out of that little Island of Japan. fast, reliable, and efficient. The God car. Oh wait I'm sorry, I thought i was describing the Z.
whenever I drive past a Honda in my 280Z and rev my engine, they stop at nothing to "race" me from one stoplight to the next.
by Ralius April 10, 2006
mugGet the honda mug.

Honda

1. A car
2. A vehicle that can form into one of 5 parts of a giant robot to battle evil
3. A poor floatation device
4. A high tech replacement for the bicycle
The honda broke... again...
mugGet the Honda mug.

Honda

A car more often than not owned by rich, spoiled , narcissistic cunts who's parents almost 90% of the time own there own business in which most cases enables these cunts to waste ridiculous amounts of money on a car that is old, ugly , and poorly built to begin with from the factory.
These cars in which were never ever designed to be performance oriented but more of a point A to B mode of transportation are heavily modified for who knows what reason and at the end of the day they are still just a cheap shitty economy car.

You are not cool driving your daddy sponsored FWD civic, they are ridiculously gay and never will be cool.
With the amount of money you put into a 4 cylinder to make it fast you could've turbo'd a v8 rwd platform that would make more power than you ever dreamed of with your queer 4 cylinder eco car that will never even get you laid. Your all idiots
Hey my Honda racecar should be out this year!

Oh, that's wonderful, you must be so excited you can get married in any state now!
by Themothaphucka June 21, 2016
mugGet the Honda mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email