homecoming sex 

When you have sex the night of homecoming and its kinky as shit

Alex: don't get hoco date if you don't wanna lose your virginity during the homecoming sex

Andrew: oh shit waddup I'm dtf

homecoming sex by Scusemebubby111 September 16, 2017

Sandy homecoming 

When a girl has crabs and puts sand into her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

Bitch gave herself a sandy homecoming

Sandy homecoming by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

homecominged 

Getting absolutely, totally, completely annihilated during homecoming festivities. A whole helluva lot of alcohol and/or drugs are most certainly involved. This can (and very often) result in one or more of the following:

Memory Loss
Dizziness/Loss of balance
Waking up in a random location
Random cuts, bruises
Ending up getting intimate with a complete stranger (or two)
Vomiting
Making a fool of yourself and ending up on Youtube/Facebook/etc for all of eternity

One might say "oh so you just got fucked up then?" No. Getting "homecominged" is "fucked up" multiplied by about a billion.

"I woke up in the middle of Aberdeen wearing nothing but fuzzy slippers and an inner tube. Apparently I've got lipstick on, and I'm a guy. My ass got homecominged."

homecominged by Mr. Capo November 3, 2014

homecoming girlfriend 

a pretty girl that a boy continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming and usually dumps her after the dance and moves on to someone close to the girl. example:close friends/best friends

Sadie: Aaron just dumped Kerri after homecoming and now Aaron is talking to me.
Alicia: That sucks for Kerri, She actually thought she would become Aaron's girlfriend ,she was just Aaron's Homecoming girlfriend

homecoming girlfriend by mpk120100 May 9, 2017

Sandy homecoming 

When a female has crabs then puts crabs in her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

"Why are you so happy?" "I brought someone home today" "who?" "My crabs" "Ahh, Sandy homecoming"

Sandy homecoming by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

A Texas Homecoming

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. A Texas Homecoming consists of a shot of well whiskey and a Lonestar beer.

Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get A Texas Homecoming for myself, and this sweet little lady right here will have just the Lonestar beer.

A Texas Homecoming by dumbcherub September 7, 2019