dusty hitchhiker

When someone approaches you from behind and you fart on them.

She came up to hug me from behind and I dropped a dusty hitchhiker on her.

by Red Bearded Dragon April 14, 2016

Sneaky Hitchhiker

After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.

I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.

by •BIGGIE• December 29, 2020

hitchhiker

A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room.

Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.

"Carter's having trouble ditching that hitchhiker, crikey!"

by mintymime February 5, 2010

Hitchhiker's Dick

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

by fireblitz January 23, 2011

Polish Hitchhiker

When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".

My wife got all excited because I gave her a Polish Hitchhiker when she wasn't expecting it.

by Mattslappy September 20, 2013

Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass

I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb

by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

hitchhiking to the sky

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.

1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

by BluesRocker June 6, 2011