Gyattiful

1) phat f*ckin’ ass

2) big back with lots of f*uckin’ ass

I’m so Gyattiful.

Dayum that girl is so gyattiful.

by JasperAltaLoma June 24, 2025

gyattism

a political ideology emphasizing the structuring of the social order based on gyatt size. in gyattist societies, the biggest gyatts are considered to be part of a powerful aristocratic elite.

the nation was torn by the revolution of gyattism

by CGmac June 29, 2025

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:

Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"

At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.

Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!

by WhiteWolf_814519 March 14, 2024

de-gyatting

to take away someones gyatt

Person 1: why do you keep de-gyatting her
Person 2: because she doesn’t deserve it

by 444nellebelle_ March 29, 2024

Gangnam Gyattling Gun

A Gangnam Gyattling Gun is a sudden, persistent bowel movement caused by spicy Korean food which takes over ten minutes to clear. Gangnam Gyattling Guns are prevalent amongst the younger Zoomer demographic and typically (but not always) take place on Skibidi Shitters.

Dude 1: How was lunch?
Dude 2: Not well. I took a Gangnam Gyattling Gun five minutes ago. The shitter's overflowing at this point.
Dude 1: Oh, hell no!

by EternalSoldier June 4, 2024