burnout guitarist

an insanely multitalented person who plays most musical instruments such as the bass guitar, piano and drums, and is also part of a band called burnout. however they often will lose in other pursuits, mainly chess.
Did you hear the burnout guitarist playing the bass?
Yes, it sounded pretty fabulous not gonna lie! I heard they lost a chess game though: (
by botezgambit November 04, 2024
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Instagram guitarist

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.
Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...
by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022
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