Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonked

When you are very stupid

"You are so glonked my guy!"

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024

Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021