glasses 

Something you have to wear 🥀 you either look like a dork 🤡 or smart and cool 🤓 😎

you have to wipe them 419 times before all the dirt comes out and you hate looking in the mirror

Person 1: I look bad in these glasses.
Person 2: sthu! just be a man!

glasses by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025

Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better

Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple

Glasses by crabapple67 October 26, 2025

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses 

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.

John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020

glasses fetish 

A fetish commonly seen in young men or teenagers, where they are more attracted to women with glasses than women who do not where glasses. Often times this can be seen through someone named Matt but I can be anyone.

1) That girl over there looks so hot
2) With the glasses?
1) Yea I think I have a glasses fetish

glasses fetish by Gsijabdjd June 26, 2015

Glasses-Face 

The little indentation you get on the bridge of your nose from glasses, visible for specific period of time after removing glasses.

He took his glasses off before we made out. But all I could think was, "eww, glasses-face."

I need to take my glasses off for at least an hour before I go out. I don't want to leave the house with glasses-face.

Glasses-Face by harveyklohe April 1, 2009

Glasses-Off 

The action someone with glasses has to go through when they are about to bury their face between a womens legs.

Andy: What's Steve doing without his glasses on?
Josh: He's about to go Glasses-Off with that Thai girl who's been giving him a lap dance.

Glasses-Off by soontobehall July 19, 2009

Glasses Butter 

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

Glasses Butter by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016