Genderfluid

Me. Also people who’s gender can change randomly. (Yes they exist)

Sarah: omg that guy is soooo hot.
Jack: Their genderfluid. She’s a girl today.
Sarah: omg that girl is sooo hot.
Jack: are you bisexual??
Sarah: well—

by Gendersmoothiex_ November 23, 2023

Genderfluid

Me. Also people who’s gender can change randomly. (Yes they exist)

Sarah: omg that guy is soooo hot.
Jack: Their genderfluid. She’s a girl today.
Sarah: omg that girl is sooo hot.
Jack: are you bisexual??
Sarah: well—

by Gendersmoothiex_ November 23, 2023

genderfluid

One of various specialised automotive fluids essential to keep your vehicle's continuously variable tranny smoothly transitioning from female ("slush box" mode, she/her/hers) to male ( "stick shift", he/him/his) and back - or to anywhere in-between.

Traded at a higher price compared to most unobtanium-based motorcar accessories, automotive "gender fluid" can be distinguished from ordinary "tranny fluid" by its consistency and its tendency to transition from pink to baby blue and de-transition just as rapidly.

My vehicle was having issues with being addressed with the wrong pronouns by an aftermarket remote starter kit. The identity questions were addressed not by an ordinary "tranny shop" but by a specialist automotive gender identity clinic. the remote start and the power train control module were replaced with non-binary computers, able to track the correct pronouns in real time. The transmission was reprogrammed to transition from "stick-shift in low gear" (pronouns he/him) to "gender-neutral with the parking brake set" (singular they/them). at which point the vehicle could be remote-started using a clutch bypass relay and judicious use of the correct, gender-neutral pronouns. One last check to top off my vehicle's genderfluid (they/them) and I'm back on the road and back to life in the fast lane.

by bitchuck November 02, 2024