by The Seagull Fucker November 1, 2017
Get the Fuddlemug. The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.
There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.
This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.
I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.
This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.
I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”
“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023
Get the Fuddlemug. Fuddle is a slang term. The meaning behind is where a guy and a girl cuddle but the guy has the tip of his pecker In the girl but they don’t fuck just cuddle
John: “yeah bro me and Sarah fuddled last night.
Jack: “bro really so were me and your sister”
John: “hehe that’s cool bro…..wait what”
Jack: “bro really so were me and your sister”
John: “hehe that’s cool bro…..wait what”
by JunoBlevins September 3, 2022
Get the Fuddlemug. 
Chandler: Hey Joey, where were you and Rachel last night?
Joey: Oh we were fuddling all night, please don't tell Ross!
Joey: Oh we were fuddling all night, please don't tell Ross!
by xxKanye2016xx December 3, 2016
Get the Fuddlingmug. 
Mom: Oops looks like Dad made a little Fuddle! He dropped his keys in the scorpion pit again!
Daughter: He’s such a Fuddler
Daughter: He’s such a Fuddler
by Aoudad April 21, 2024
Get the Fuddlemug.