football jellyfish 

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.

football jellyfish by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013

Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

Football Cream by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

Crapulla Football Club 

A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.

The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.

Example for Crapulla Football Club:

Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?

Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.

Crapulla Football Club by rozza1 September 3, 2013

Sackle Football 

A sport with the same rules as to two-hand touch football, except players use their own nut sacks to tackle opposing players, rather than using their hands. In order for a "sackle" to count, the "sackler" must touch the opposing player with full nut sack. This is most commonly done by jumping and wrapping one's legs around the opponent in order to pull the individual closer to one's sack.

"Hey, for Brosgiving we're all playing sackle football on the green!" - Chad

Sackle Football by J.Erickson December 30, 2019

Disabled Football clan 

Disabled Football clan discord server

Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members

Disabled Football clan by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021

two monkeys fucking a football 

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.

Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.

two monkeys fucking a football by slipsheet December 13, 2004

a monkey fucking a football 

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009