A teenage guy known for having bushy eyebrows and very long hair. Wears white pants and dark shirts. Although these noticable flaws a Fletcher can land almost any girl, even though he has a noticeably small penis.
by afsgafg August 23, 2008

a fletcher is the cutest, sweetest, funniest, most charming boy ever. usually has gorgeous eyes. he will even tickle your tummy. then he will leave u heartbroken
by anonymous___________.. June 4, 2018

This is when a queer fucks another queer in the ass, finishing and then grabs a straw and sucks his own spunk out a spits it on his partners face... I hate queers!
by Fuckin dude September 19, 2008

A fletcher is a giant retarded person, no attractive qualities at all and literally illiterate.
Fletching is also a male gay sex term for sucking cum out of your partners butthole.
Fletching is also a male gay sex term for sucking cum out of your partners butthole.
Dude 1: "Hey why does that guy not know how to walk or read?"
Dude 2: "Oh, cuz he's a Fletcher. The guy took too much acid and is now a burden of the state."
Dude 1: "Now i realize all the Fletcher definitions on urban dictionary are completely wrong, thanks bruh!"
Dude 2: "Oh, cuz he's a Fletcher. The guy took too much acid and is now a burden of the state."
Dude 1: "Now i realize all the Fletcher definitions on urban dictionary are completely wrong, thanks bruh!"
by buddyfriendguy July 11, 2019

One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.
Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....
by greenknobgobbler October 4, 2010

Joanna-“did you see my son fletcher”
Mary-“you mean the boy who says made up words and DIES LAUGHING!”
Mary-“you mean the boy who says made up words and DIES LAUGHING!”
by @hiscousin December 17, 2018
