Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 06, 2018

Sad fish and chips

When you are having fish and chips but you don't have chips.

I was having fish and chips, but it was sad fish and chips

by anonymous September 03, 2023

fish & Chip news

Fish & chip news is a phrase used to describe something that’s in the newspaper, but is so uninteresting / not important that the newspaper it has been printed on is later used to wrap up somebody’s Fish & Chip.

“Did you read the news about that old woman who got robbed last Thursday?”

“Yeah,, but I only glanced at it. It’s Fish & Chip news”

by Konstantia August 07, 2023

Fish and chips in the boardroom

When you are undertaking a activity that is important but not taking it seriously

This isn’t fish and chips in the boardroom mate, this is serious business

by Mickmcmanus April 21, 2023

fish and chip divider

The dangly thing at the back of your throat

I've got somthing stuck on my fish and chip divider

by Lols.com March 08, 2017

Sad fish and chips

when you are having fish and chips, but you don't have fish and/or chips.

I was wanting to have fish and chips, but I had no chips, so it was sad fish and chips.

by anonymous September 03, 2023

fish and chips

oi its a little bri'sh thang lil leng ye mate lil wanka

o and also is food

"Oi do you want to go for fish'n'chips ay and then get a drink from the oldest inn in england ye?"
or you could say it like this
"Hi there do you want to go for fish and chips?"

by Anynomous #8526 October 20, 2022