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Five Finger Death Punch

When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.
I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.
by PicPickle June 25, 2022
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Five Finger Death Punch

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022
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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
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