Fire Extinguisher

The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.

Never used but always ready.

Jenny is my Fire Extinguisher. I never use her, but she's always ready.

by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Fire Extinguisher

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.

I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.

by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022