Escalade

A SUV equally popular with rappers, drug dealers, old men and soccer moms. Basically a dressed-up suburban .

"Did you see the escalade seized from that drug dealer by the cops?

by TheBigCon4800 June 3, 2015

escalade

A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.

Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."

by Chuck W February 18, 2008

Back Door Escalade

Part of the action in describing a back door cover in gambling. The 'Escalade' is used to 'break down the back door' to win a sports bet late in the game.

My team is only down 6, I'm gonna bring the Back Door Escalade around and break through the door!

by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007

Escalade

An Over-priced copy of the chevy Tahoe , Avalanche and Suburban. Stupid people want an over-priced ESCALADE.

Example: Tahoe base price 30k , Escalade 55g
Avalanche 25g , Escalade EXT 52g

by NY Minute September 11, 2004

Escalade

An over-priced SUV that rappers and hip-hop artist drive and sing about.
Most young white male teens think that they are ballin

My esss-cuh-laaaade izz off da mofuhkin heeeezy.
Dude! Look at that Escalade!!

by Mr Bkr January 11, 2009

Foodstamp Escalade

Your on government assistance but you drive an nice car.

The welfare recipitent was driving a foodstamp escalade.

by Robb Yo Momma March 29, 2004

horizontal escalator

A weird movement during sex made by the male which resembles a moving walkway and requires very minimal thrust.

That guy last night was doing the horizontal escalator. Long story short, "I didn't give him my phone number!"

by aerdnaharas January 8, 2009