Emo death-wishers

1./ These people need to get a life, just because a sub-culture which exists doesn't mean you need to put it down.

2./ People who do this are commonly known as neds or just emo haters and these people have no appreciation for music or individuality.

3./ Not every emo cuts so you need to go and try to think of a better basis on which to judge this sub-culture

4./ When these jack-offs insult emo's they cannot think of something worth saying and they say shit like "Fuck off you fucking emo" These people need some originality.

5./ And two more things

- </3

- XxX

These symbols are for heartbreak and love, get over yourselves and try not to almost implode when you see them with emo deathness.

XxX- The End -XxX

"Oh my god!We are emo death-wishers!! Look at the state of you, your eyes are black and you have converse shoes! *gasps* You are such a fucking emo and you should die for it! You are not normal! *implodes*

by Iain Cameron December 9, 2008

emo diaries

The Emo Diaries are a sequence of ten albums released by Deep Elm records. While they were originally meant to be called the "emotional diaries", this was found to be too long to fit on the CD cover and was thus shortened. Possibly the origin of the word "emo" as it is known today.

The Emo Diaries showcase a lot of great bands, including Samiam, Jejune, Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever, Movielife, Desert City Soundtrack, Planes Mistaken For Stars, The Appleseed Cast, Pop Unknown, etc.

by i like to knit, fool December 12, 2008

The Emo Donkey Punch

When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.

This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.

by pattymills May 27, 2008

emo dump

A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.

"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."

by lovetrumpsfear October 12, 2014

Emo Dave

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace.

Emo Dave will be your friend forever as long as you don't break his heart.

by Friend of Emo Daves September 7, 2008

Emo dangling

To dangle an emo out of a window via a bungee cord

Oh shit man, Lil Chris is gonna get BOID.
hes been emo dangling

by WESLY aka Wins October 8, 2007

emo dance

aka the penny picker because it has a tendacy to look like the dancer is picking up pennys from the floor

look at those emo kids doing the penny picker

by atimid gentleman August 30, 2005