Dicksmoker

Any college class a professor schedules past 5pm, particularly one you have to take for your major.

"Ugh, I have to take this math class from 6:15 to 8:00, and it's the only time that I can take it with my schedule"
"Damn bro, that's a total dicksmoker"

by elgamel September 12, 2022

dicklover

a person who is gay and likes dick

Jason is such a fucking dicklover bro.

He tryna hook up with me, like bro I'm not fucking gay.

by WhoIsCDC April 16, 2023

dickjerk

Fictional. The definition of dickjerk means a person that’s acts like a jerk or another meaning which is a sexual act to masturbate. It also means an annoying person. It means also to do something stupid.

1. Mike: That was the fifth time he acted like a dickjerk.
Fred: yeah, I agree on that one.
2. Harold: Do not ever dickjerk in-front of a person or else!
Ben: I understand! :(
3. Tim: It’s so dickjerk and annoying!
Tom: I understand that.
4: Jack: dickjerk means of course to do dickjerk meaning jackshit.
Tom: Wait, was your name there ago?
Jack: Okay, nevermind that.

by KB_2024 September 9, 2023

Dicklooker

A person who stares at male genitalia for envy or their own amusement.

I had to pee in the woods, and I saw a dicklooker waiting behind the tree.

by John T Madcap December 11, 2025

gold dickker

This dude is the male equivalent of a “gold digger” , with the exception of the tits. Tit for tat as they say...

She unfortunately broadcast news of her sizeable windfall and had every gold dickker in the county asking her out.

by Luvslanguage December 4, 2017