Darren

Walking like a dagger with swagger. That slicked back hair stops and makes you stare. That deep dark gaze leaves you feeling like your amongst a maze. Da bowl isn't left empty with a smolder like dat. Big for your boots...more like wretched cheap books.

person 1- whats that?
person 2- I can smell that izi meyaki from miles away!
person 1 - ITS A DARREN
person 2- This beep just got real

by charlottedaboibackoffinnit February 6, 2020

Darren

An annoying lil kid that nobody likes and butts in every goddamn Conversation in this planet and looks like a snapping turtle.

Person: Get The Fuck away from me Darren you look like a motherfucking snapping turtle.
Darren:I will bite you bitch

by Keemstar'sDad6996969LOLO May 30, 2017

Darren

A really cool jerk. I love to sit on the phone with him while he's with his friends. He's so sweet. He's also a meanie, but I don't mind. :)

Darrens my sweety.

by Sara, No H November 28, 2009

Darren

Darren is a sexy and cool guy. Also he has a giant cock .

OH MY GOD DARREN, ITS SO BIG!

by fortnitemasterxd123 April 29, 2020

DARREN

Absolute chad of a gamer 9000 hours on rust with his only rival being blooprint he maintains this balance of being a chad by having a amazing sex life with your mom.

GODDAMNIT ITS THE 6’4 CHAD DARREN WHY IS HE SO MANLY AND GOOD - Blooprint.

by Grozmit August 25, 2022

darren

the best person really funny all around great guy would love to meet another darren

darren is funny just like u

by dodpo March 15, 2019

Darren

a person with a bmi of less than 13.

"is that a stick"
"no its just darren"

by wilson joe October 20, 2019