Noncemobile. Found in Maccies car parks with 3 Year 8s crammed in the back and a Level 2 Bricklaying student in the front. Often kitted out with plastic spoilers, back box deletes, rear diffusers that do fuck all and fake 'VXR' badges despite it being a 1 litre- known as the 'Halfords Ram-Raid' look.
by SpeechOfStHelens February 22, 2024
Get the Vauxhall Corsa mug.Often a young male with a tatty ginger Pube Beard who is prone to kidnapping underage girls. Often works at McDonalds and will be until the age of 25. At the age of 25, they tend to go prison for what they insist ‘was an accident’ however that’s very unlikely.
by L2Ragtag November 22, 2021
Get the Corsa mug.A game where a modified Vauxhall/Chevrolet/Opel Corsa is rocked, causing extreme embarrasment to the cap wearing Chav driving it.
It is only played using modified versions of this sad little car, where the owner thinks it is an awesome mobile. Chanting of get a proper car may also accompany the game.
It is only played using modified versions of this sad little car, where the owner thinks it is an awesome mobile. Chanting of get a proper car may also accompany the game.
Rock the Corsa is played in a town centre while the corsa is stationary at traffic lights or in a queue. Friday and Saturday nights are the best times to play, while the chav cruises the town showing his corsa off to his cap wearing friend and tracksuit wearing girlfriend.
by Pete and Reece August 22, 2007
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