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Vauxhall Corsa

Noncemobile. Found in Maccies car parks with 3 Year 8s crammed in the back and a Level 2 Bricklaying student in the front. Often kitted out with plastic spoilers, back box deletes, rear diffusers that do fuck all and fake 'VXR' badges despite it being a 1 litre- known as the 'Halfords Ram-Raid' look.
1- "Did you hear that Vauxhall Corsa drive past last night?"
2- "Yeah. Sounded like a lawnmower
by SpeechOfStHelens February 22, 2024
mugGet the Vauxhall Corsamug.

Corsa SRI

The finest example of modern hot-hatch. The Corsa Sri is the best of the Vauxhall line up and always impresses the girls at Maccies with there skill to do amazing handbrake turns . A full 100bhp mean it is a strong contender against anything else on the road , so watch out. And if you see a blue one well your very lucky because There is less than 400 in the UK.
Corsa sri - super rally spec injection
by Sacul rac October 3, 2018
mugGet the Corsa SRImug.

rock the Corsa

A game where a modified Vauxhall/Chevrolet/Opel Corsa is rocked, causing extreme embarrasment to the cap wearing Chav driving it.

It is only played using modified versions of this sad little car, where the owner thinks it is an awesome mobile. Chanting of get a proper car may also accompany the game.
Rock the Corsa is played in a town centre while the corsa is stationary at traffic lights or in a queue. Friday and Saturday nights are the best times to play, while the chav cruises the town showing his corsa off to his cap wearing friend and tracksuit wearing girlfriend.
by Pete and Reece August 22, 2007
mugGet the rock the Corsamug.

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