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Crumbl Cookie

A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.

Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.

According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.

Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022
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Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026
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Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.
Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes
by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026
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