Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

Corn Cob Dike

Lesbian from the mid-west

Look at that Corn cob dike she is totally fucking that bitch with a stalk of corn

by B-Rad89 July 17, 2011

Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

Corn-cobbing

Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!

Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

Corn-cobbing

Oral sex in which a woman takes the penis and nibbles along the shaft lengthwise, similar to eating a juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer picnic.

Me- I was out with this girl and she tried to corncob me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!

by BigDaddyC6969 November 30, 2020

California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021