cidiot

Noun, adjective. Derived from City+idiot. Someone from the city who's utterly crippled by an inability to survive outside city limits or comprehend any merit or logic in rural life or people. A classic cidiot cannot read a map, is terrified of "rednecks" (anyone the cidiot percieves to be rural is a redneck) and cannot take directions. The cidiot will typically say asinine things in conspicuous places to apparently deliberatly embarrass themselves. For instance, at a livestock show, "oooh my, that cow needs to be milked!" upon seeing a Bull's scrotum. Or, at the goat show, "oh my, how can you cut off that poor little goat's ears!" upon seeing a LaMancha goat. (the LaMancha is bred earless) They regard rural people as servants and assume anyone who doesn't wear susncreen and loafers has an i.q. of 1oo or below. They tend to dress inappropriatly, often wearing flip flops on "hikes", which are usually awkward walks down state highways which they consider "country roads," or expensive high end outdoor gear for a country picnic. Cidiots can be found entangled in their own fishing lines along streams or hovering alongside farmers' markets, asking really dumb questions like, "do the mushroom trees grow big around here?" Some cidiots have been known to break into rural homes off season, saying, "I saw the sign for fresh produce! Do you have any arugala now?", when there is 4 feet of snow on the ground. They generally are not dangerous unless they are attempting to use firearms, atv's, woodstoves, or chainsaws in which case, they should be immediatly disabled for the sake of the general community.
Many cidiots have temporarily migrated to semi rural (read "suburban") settings to try their hand at organic farming after reading one of several books on Dexter cows, beekeeping, raising llamas or sheep dairying, but they usually retreat after a very short time. They generally loathe manual labor and tend to surround themselves w/ a variety of cidiot-enablers who help them figure out how to use a woodstove, a hammer, a drill, and other basics. The cidiots never actually develop these skills, however, as the enablers usually end up just doing their jobs for them, often free of charge. Much has been done to educate these enablers so that they would detach themselves, forcing the cidiots to become more self sufficient, but alas, the cycle continues, even now.

"That friggin' cidiot thinks we eat our goats' ears. I'm gonna tell them we fry them in butter!"

"That damned cidiot asked me to pose for a picture with a pitchfork. I'm gonna get seriously Amish on their asses if they do it again"

"check out the cidiot: he's right on the electric fence and he hasn't figured it out yet!"

"that cidiot is holding the shovel backwards!"

"lookout! The cidiot's on the atv! Run for cover!"

A woman climbs out of her mercedes convertable, wearing a pair of strappy heels and starts videoing the locals. "oh god, this chick is such a cidiot!"

"damn! she runs pretty fast for a cidiot! Graceful! You think I scared her off w/ the chainsaw?"

by Hatfield November 19, 2007

Pink Ceiling

Term describing discrimination against heterosexuals by homosexuals in industries that are gay dominated

Gerry wanted to be an airline steward but found that because he was straight, it was very hard to break through the pink ceiling

by King of July November 5, 2009

Chidinma

Goodness

Chidinma is awesome

by Sweetcee February 1, 2020

spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.

Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.

by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009

Paint the ceiling red

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling

Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red

by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022

Ceiling gang

Ceiling gang is a cringe gang.

PewDiePie: You're ceiling gang? Cringe.

by UCwQv20plvqsgmfRkgv5pyww on yt May 10, 2020

Joana Ceddia

An Icon.

girl you are a Joana Ceddia like come on you can't deny it.

by xx_181920_xx February 13, 2019